A Mammoth Sewer Rat was found at local Winery (Undisclosed) and removed from premise. I asked the grounds keeper how did you know it was from france? and he replied I cought him in the Merlot Tank of course and he was setting there with those beedy eyes, and kept saying "we we" or something like that. I asked him how did you catch such a elusive creature and he said, "I made a trail of corks freshly pulled from some of the finest Mourvedre ever!" then hit him with my mash paddle, Wham! ..the grounds keeper claims he didnt put up much of a fight, then pissed himself and it was over. well that was pretty exciting and enough for me.. until next time Cheers!
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